I have no idea what I'm doing.

catsandallthatjazz:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

Basically Bubble Tea of Death

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yoccu:

daswiener:

scary-monsters-and-davesprite:

eridans-dickfins:

Equius

To My Knowledge

That Is Not The Proper Way To Consume Soup

STRONG dinner

Happens all the time

everything about this e v e r y t h i n g

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boukens:

body builder+engineer equius picks up a stray nep

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disobedient-nightmare:

thecatcherintheryebread:

This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present! 

There are minors present

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thefruitythebooty:

simsgonewrong:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’

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lightsofyoureyes:

diariesofaglaswegianoddity:

halmablog:

I’m going to keep reblogging this.

YES YES YES YES ALL OF THIS YES YES.

Shove this post down the throat of every single school board member and politician. 

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tricotee:

the whole thing is still a little heavy for Tavros to hold on his own so Boxcars has to hold while Tavros plucks.

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